When I made the decision ....

When I made the decision...
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Of course I have to make my contributions to mock at Ms Grace Fu :


When I made the decision to join Krusty Krab Resturant as a fry cook in 1999 , pay was not a key factor. Loss of privacy, public scrutiny on myself ,my white uniform(yes I wear white ) , my cute pineapple house , my pet snail Gary and my friends and loss of personal time were. The disruption to my gaming time with my bff Patrick Starfish was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my snail pet and my best friend would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of living even though I experienced a drop in my income. So it is with this recent pay cut. If the balance is tilted further in the future, it will make it harder for any one considering a fry cook as a career .

Ps. To Mr Krab , I might consider going over to somewhere private eg. The Chum Bucket .

- SpongeBob SquarePants

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When I made the decision to become Lord Voldemort, pay was not a key factor. Loss of my pet snake , my Horcruxes , privacy from the muggle world , scrutiny on myself and my death eaters army and loss of personal space were. The disruption to not having a nose was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my loyal followers would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of living even though I experienced a drop in my magic powers. So it is with this recent pay cut. If the balance is tilted further in the future, it will make it harder for any one considering to take over the world
-Lord Voldemort